Thank you, Fox News

I'd just like to thanks Fox News and the rest for keeping me up to date with non stop coverage of Anna Nicole's death. There is no more important issue to our time. So, thank you Fox and the rest for keeping us all informed on what was in Anna's fridge at the time of her death, and the myriad of men rushing forward to claim fatherhood of her child. It's nice to see fatherhood becoming fashionable again by the way. This child will have no end to the impeccable father figures in her life, and that warms my heart to say the least. 

A reporter on Fox asked just how much coverage of Anna's death is too much just after he mentioned they were preparing to embalm her. There can't be enough coverage I say!! Please, please don't stop. I can't get enough. Forget Iraq, the crisis in Darfur, Americans losing their homes to the imminent domain of shopping malls. It all pales in comparison to the details of Anna's death. So, thank you Fox news and the rest of the news stations. Keep doing that voodoo that you do so well. Stellar journalists all.

I'd say rest in peace, Anna, but it doesn't seem likely.

2 comments

  • David

    David

    I haven't got a clue who Anna Nicole is....I live in the UK...but this really made me laugh. Great use of sarcasm. :laugh:

    I haven't got a clue who Anna Nicole is....I live in the UK...but
    this really made me laugh. Great use of sarcasm. laugh

  • Karyn

    Karyn

    Thanks David! Anna Nicole is basically someone that became famous here in America only on the merits of her looks. She then gained alot of wieght and had a reality show, and then lost alot of wieght and looked gorgeous again. She then died in the Bahamas. Since then, she has become an essential and integral part of American culture. No matter how earth shaking the world news is, there is always mention of Anna Nicole in the news to this day ...everyday. You don't know how lucky you are to live in the UK.

    Thanks David!

    Anna Nicole is basically someone that became famous here in America only on the merits of her looks. She then gained alot of wieght and had a reality show, and then lost alot of wieght and looked gorgeous again. She then died in the Bahamas.

    Since then, she has become an essential and integral part of American culture. No matter how earth shaking the world news is, there is always mention of Anna Nicole in the news to this day ...everyday.

    You don't know how lucky you are to live in the UK.

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